Round-1: Telemarketer
"Gooseman?" – rhabrahabrahb – "You want to sell me something?" – rhabrahahbrahb – "But I'm at work here–" – rhabrhabrahb – "Wait a minute, I give you my private number."
"Goose, don't–"
"You got it? – Yes, that's right. Bye. – What's wrong?"
"Never give a telemarketer your real number, they'll torment you forever."
"That's why it was senator Wheiner's number, Captain."
Round-2: Disconnected
"Goose," Doc panted after a sprint from the office to Goose's place.
"You need a phone!"
"I had one." The ST shrugged. "It's disconnected."
"Why?!"
"I got only two kinds of calls: flamings about my origin and indecent offers. Both got on my nerves."